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carry me out 

a mitski song, which is absolutely devastating

potentially about unrequited love or a deceased lover
can be found on the "bury me at makeout creek"album
pretty girl 1: whats ur fave mitski song?
pretty girl 2: carry me out.
pretty girl 1: oh damn u got attachment issues dont u
carry me out by juliette <3 May 13, 2021

carry me to bethlehem 

When someone is exhausted and the sling their arms around someone else's neck and call out "Carry me to Bethlehem" and demand to be dragged along by the other person.
Mary: Oi Josheph ma legs are fuckt! "Carry me to Bethlehem"
Josheph: Carry yerself ya fat cooow

carry me on da low 

When you try to dis somebody withought them knowing you actually did
Chris: yo ima get me sum shoez like mary!! (but they really ugly)
Mary: Shut up Chris, don't try to carry me on da low
carry me on da low by samm!3 March 9, 2007

Carry me UwU 

Fox just fox only fox
Carry me UwU by Donke9 August 24, 2022

CARRY ME UP 

when person lie for you, you later find out the truth
B: what the time
G: 6:60 2mins later ohh 6;30
B: you been wan CARRY ME UP abi
CARRY ME UP by chuksjosh January 23, 2015

Hit me in the curry and call me masala 

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.
E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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