Carrly 

Carrly is super down to earth and has a natural beauty that has no comparison. Carrly is the sexy girl next door every guy wishes he could have. The extra R in this spelling is unique to her and her personality. This extra R is for Radiant, Reliable, and Risky ;) Carrly is energic and the life of the party. She knows everyone! Carrly is the best friend you could ever have and if you have a Carrly in your life be sure to hang on tight because there is no one like her! If you get lucky enough to date a Carrly put a ring on her finger quickly because she is extremely loyal and will make all your wildest dreams come true.

WOW, did you see that hot girl, Carrly?
Carrly is my dream girl!

Carrly by Hedgehogsrule November 22, 2021

remember the fam, carry the pain 

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.

Remember the fam, carry the pain.

remember the fam, carry the pain by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.

Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."

The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017

Carolyne 

Carolyne is a warm hearted, caring beautiful girl. She puts others before her, even without getting glory. When one of her best friend likes the same guy as her she's the first to step back and hide her feelings. Usually by calling her crush a brother and acting like she doesn't like him. But she does more then anything. She is comepletely selfless, no one knows it because no one know her too well. She is always there for you to talk to. She hides her feelings as much as possible because she cares more about her friends then herself. She stands up for her friends no matter what. She is the one to forgive and forget. She always sees the good in people and always wants to make a difference in someone's life.

But I want whoever is reading this, she isn't ok she is like a thin very thin piece of glass and she's about to break. She's going through something so horrible and so cruel. You wouldn't begin to understand. She is someone you want to share a lifetime with.

All you have to do to win a carolynes heart is by standing up for her and being there.

Carolyne loves you no matter who you are. And when she says sorry she means it.

Don't take this girl for granted.

"Carolyne still likes him"

(Mean old insecure jealous bum says)

"No carolyne loves everyone not just him"

Carolyne by Truest of true May 22, 2018

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012