Carning on 

Unambiguously continuing to talk about a topic or subject without prompt or input from anyone in the vicinity.

*On a text/voice chat, in a galaxy far far away*

Chum 1: "Have you seen the film Pulp Fiction?"
Chum 1: "It's great, so much happens and the story is all over the place."
Chum 1: "It's got bible references and everything, I've always wanted to read the bible"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "He's carning on again..."

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "Genuinely just wish he's stfu, he just going on and on"
Chum 1: "I hear that most kids these days just skip to the doom and gloom parts about the end of the world"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on..."
Chum 1: "I wonder if Trump will cause the end of the world..."

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on......"
Chum 1: "I mean, this trade war is pretty bad, but it could get worse

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "and on!"

Carning on by KDTC August 22, 2019

Canning on 

To participate in or continue a heavy drinking session, particularly involving drinking of beer from cans.

Are we heading home or canning on?

Canning on by Wendell2 August 5, 2008

Corning on the cob 

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

Corning on the cob by Jakercut August 18, 2016