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Carlsbad Stoners

Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.

On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.

The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.

All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
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