Carls Jr

1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".

"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"

"Your children will taken into the custody of Carls Jr."

by AlterationA April 2, 2008

carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

by THEskibum November 2, 2007

Carlos Jr.

Someone who is 450lb, 4'1, and insecure of their height, so they have changed their name so they are not referred to as a junior

A typical situation:
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!

by bERToad October 29, 2020

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

Carl's Jr commercials

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

Carl's Jr.

Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.

Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.

by Ely B. Rambo September 22, 2008

Carl's Jr.

The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?

by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004