7 definitions by Kevin Costner

woodchuck

A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.

According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

hlackh klackha khla

The national anthem of Iran, Saudia Arabia, and Yemen.

O hlackh klackha khla! Kill the infidels!

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

turtle

A bitch ho.

Shawn Morrish is a turtle.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

Carl's Jr.

The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?

by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004

Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

Trush Coon

How a drunken Canadian (perhaps a Canadian Kevin Costner) pronounces "trash can".

Hey there, where's the trush coon, eh?

What are you talkin aboot?

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

stench

n. A smell that is difficult to remove.

Proper noun: Kevin "the Stench" Kicklighter.

What's that smell? Is that a taco in a bag?

No, it's "the Stench". He's within 100 yards.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004