Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.
If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.
by joe the juice November 10, 2017
1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
by AlterationA April 2, 2008
Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
by Ely B. Rambo September 26, 2006
The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004
A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
by The frymaster July 11, 2008
Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
by madcow4668 August 22, 2006
by DAMOOSE January 6, 2005