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Carlos is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's got dark hair and big eyes and he doesn't like his smile in photos but it looks perfect. He likes to throw himself into things way over his head like big projects or difficult paths but he somehow gets them done anyway (while complaining about it the whole time). He's quiet in certain places and louder when he's comfortable. He has amazing taste in movies and music and he will play his playlist everywhere you go. He's stubborn and traditional but only ever wants the best for the people he cares about. He is a loyal friend and will show up for you without trespassing his own standards for what he deserves. He is also an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend and always tries his best to show up even when struggling.
Carlos G by yourgirl<33 November 2, 2025
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Carlos' garage 

A garage filled with lots of things, people with many personalitys, and dick's is a main topic. Your go to place to laugh and be jolly. And of course if your bubs, take a nap.
I'm stressed, let's go hang at Carlos' garage.

Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
Carlos Garcia by LAman22 November 12, 2010

carlos guzman

a funny guy who's down to earth, and never fails to make you smile. he's nice and knows how to treat people right.
yohhhhhhhh he's so carlos guzman

Carlos Gyat 

When you see Carlos in the hall or at a place all you want to say is Gyat.
"GYAT I WANT HIS GYAT I WANT CARLOS GYAT"
Carlos Gyat by Drippy cock September 5, 2023

juan carlos garcia 

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.
Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia
juan carlos garcia by Quick711 December 2, 2016

Carlos Garcia

Name for any mexican that's not important enough for you to remember or care what there actual name is.
Shanna: Why are you watching Carlos Garcia?
Emy: You mean George Lopez?
Shanna: Same thing.
Carlos Garcia by Stallion Duck February 28, 2009
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go ahead
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