Cardeo

A communal stick of deodorant that is left in the car for quick use

I need to use the cardeo

Cardeo by eddiemo1120 December 13, 2025

Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

Cardboard Ben Hardy by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

Cardosi 

A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.

Cardosi is so fucking cool

Cardosi by Illuminati4Life420BlazeIt January 10, 2015

CarDoll 

A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.

Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”

CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

cardiophilia

The act of being obsessed with the heart or similar organs.

John: "Hey Bob, I heard Kyle is a cardiophiliac."
Kyle: "The shape and their beating is so arousing, though!"

cardiophilia by Not AstroSoup_ January 27, 2022

cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.

John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.

cardboard crack by Scattercat May 21, 2005