Car cock 

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"

"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"

Car cock by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017

Car cock 

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

Car cock by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

Car cock blocked 

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

Car cock blocked by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

Clown car Cock block by alwaysangry November 30, 2009

Cock Car Wash 

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.

Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.

Cock Car Wash by Bwhereru April 9, 2010

Carcock 

Commonly known as “Carlos” this nick name was given to him by the young COCK god Luis Lemus.

“Do you know where carlos is?” “I don’t know who that is, do you mean Carcock?”

Carcock by YoungCockGod March 3, 2019