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Car-ride Slut 

Someone who never drives anywhere; always has somone else drive because they are either too cheap, too lazy, or just don't want the hassle. Constantly making excuses not to drive while kissing someones ass so they will drive.
Jeff never offers to drive the group to lunch; he always bums a ride from everyone else...he is such a car-ride slut.
Car-ride Slut by gittarkid7 July 10, 2010

Car ride porta-pody 

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

The American Car Ride 

me and my girlfriend went into a taxi and as it started to move we both decided to do The American Car Ride.

Sticky Car Ride 

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
Sticky Car Ride by Vinny kid January 11, 2016

Compton Car Ride

Basically a Nebraska truck ride, with a twist. When someone takes you for a car ride in the ghetto and finds somewhere to rape the shit out of you.
Holy shit did you hear Jamal gave Chester a Compton Car Ride?
Compton Car Ride by twitch737 January 2, 2010

Awesome car ride 

When someone masturbates while they are driving.

Or riding with someone and masturbating.
How was the ride over?" "It was awesome;)"

Now that was an awesome car ride:)
Awesome car ride by jesserella December 9, 2010