Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010