Captain vor

A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Jake: Hey, who's Captain vor?
Sam: Oh no.

Captain vor by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022

captainmorgan 

1) A refreshing blend of alcoholic beverages consumed by Ann

2) Will Morgan of Vero Beach (uses HIS head in more than one way)

1) Singleton had fun with captainmorgan all night long.

2) Singleton had fun with captainmorgan all night long.

captainmorgan by Will Morgan August 1, 2003

captainmorgan 

A refreshing blend of alcoholic beverages consumed by Ann.

Ann had fun with captainmorgan all night long.

captainmorgan by Will Morgan August 1, 2003

captainority 

Captain of a team that has more power than people lower on the totam pole then him/her. he/she can boss them around and tell them what to do becuase he is captain. Generally refered to as more powerful than seniority.

Kevin: Im going to stand infront of you in line!
Nick: No you wont cause i have CAPTAINORITY over you!
Kevin: Aw ur right like always.

captainority by wrestlingfishermen February 26, 2009

captainportugal 

Best youtuber in the world

That guy is like Captainportugal

captainportugal by anonymous October 23, 2020