Captain Stubs 

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

Captain Stubs by Wicks July 12, 2007

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

captain stubing by jesse March 17, 2007

captain stubing

Tea bagging with shaved balls.

Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!

captain stubing by Big Time Jimmy January 14, 2007

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

Captain Stubing by Derek December 6, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019