Captain Saicin

When you masturbate after handling hot peppers or other spicy foods, and burn your junk.

This can either be done by accident or on purpose.

(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).

After making my extra-spicy salsa last night, I accidentally gave myself a Captain Saicin while jornkin' mah peantis.

Captain Saicin by PyroDergn April 15, 2026

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sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003

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Sailing with the Captain

A Song by the Celtic rock band Dust Rhinos about Drinking lots of Captain Morgan Rum

I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight

Sailing with the Captain by btm321 December 1, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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