Definitions by PyroDergn
Captain Saicin
When you masturbate after handling hot peppers or other spicy foods, and burn your junk.
This can either be done by accident or on purpose.
(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).
This can either be done by accident or on purpose.
(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).
After making my extra-spicy salsa last night, I accidentally gave myself a Captain Saicin while jornkin' mah peantis.
Captain Saicin by PyroDergn April 15, 2026