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Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.
Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

no caparoni and cheese 

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.
John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

claparoni and cheese 

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.
Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.