Cape Henry Collegiate

A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!

Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?

Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate

Cape Henry Collegiate by canInoo February 1, 2019

Cape Henry Collegiate

The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.

Guy: "so what is your school like?"

Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"

Cape Henry Collegiate by yayelayeaaa July 11, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012