A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!
by canInoo February 2, 2019
The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.
Guy: "so what is your school like?"
Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"
Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"
by yayelayeaaa July 12, 2019