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A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.
My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.
by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016
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