Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON September 01, 2016

the 1970's

A decade between the 60's and the 80's. It's tied with the early 2000's for being the worst fucking decade ever.

My father used to do disco in the 1970's, whatever that means.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016