candy wrapper

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!
Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.
by DJ M&'M April 16, 2006
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candy wrappers

Damn, that candy wrapper is tight.
Sir: Candy Wrappers come in different size Sm,L,Xl.
by Brooklyn_1285 July 12, 2008
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candy wrapper

a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.

this fucking asian is a candy wrapper
by jim jackson May 28, 2008
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Candy Wrapper

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.
Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.
by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011
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Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.
by Thirstybust December 02, 2023
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When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.
by Thirstybust December 02, 2023
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mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.
Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.
by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009
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