Candy Cooper

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

by George Flord November 6, 2022

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022