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Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.
-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.
by Mav23 June 5, 2011
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Cuddlenuts

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.
"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"
by wayvern November 28, 2003
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