Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.

-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.

Candlenuts by Mav23 June 5, 2011

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Cuddlenuts

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.

"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"

Cuddlenuts by wayvern November 28, 2003

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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