Canatard

A term for an ignorant, entitled, and terminally online Canadian who constantly larps on Reddit and X about the superiority of Canada’s "free" healthcare and society while relentlessly bashing every perceived flaw of the United States and making sweeping generalizations about American culture and people.

This canatard on r/pics wont fucking stop ranting about how Elon is a Nazi and Trump is Hitler.

by MarioLouis64 March 9, 2025

Canatarian

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

cenatard

Any person that believes in john cena and what he stands for.also any body who believes he can wrestle or is has had a positive impact on the sport of professional wrestling. Cenatards may be delusional in thinking that john cena is best thing to ever happen to professional wrestling and have been known to become abusive towards anyone who does not agree with them.

Hey forest this guy really thinks john cena earned his title shot.yeah mike he a real cenatard!!

by mike client October 24, 2014

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008