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Canadium

Canadium (chemical symbol "Eh") is the lost 119th element on the Periodic Table of Elements. Canadium is similar in composition to gold, however it is not as pretty. Canadium is a shade of fluorescent beige, which helps contribute to the boringness of Canada. Canadium is also radioactive by nature, which is the leading cause of birth defects in Canada. This sacred element is said to make up as much as 34.2% of the land mass of Canada (with key areas in Manitoba and Nova Scotia). Once mined and processed, Canadium is said to be worth well over $12,341.98 an ounce, which seems to explain why Canada is very well off yet does nothing important. Canadium mining accounts for 12% of employment in Canada, and whole towns have sprung up around Canadium mines (see Ontario and Ottawa). According to News Week, there have been talks in the US Army of invading Canada to mine it's valuable Canadium resources, but such a plan has yet to be finalized. It has been said that Canadium also possesses the ability to produce poutine on command, make a health care genie appear, and in high enough quantities, can even cause the IQ of foreigners to drop down to a level that is on par with the average Canadian.
Karen: "Hey Bill, I found a lump of Canadium in the garden today!"

Bill: "Eh? Wow Karen, this specimen looks to be worth well over 130,000 Canadian Dollars! We can finally buy that new pack of chewing gum we have been so keen on purchasing!"
by lolcause July 26, 2010
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Canadium

Canadium is the forgoten 119th element on the periotic table, the atomic symbol is "Eh" with a atomic mass of a toonie, 6.92 grams per square centimeter. Canadium is a non-toxic metal that is safe too handle without any sort of protection.
Canadium can be found in Canadium mines in Canadium rich areas which are exclusive Canada. The most common uses for Canadium is, a secret ingredient for A&W products and poutine, this is what makes this food so delicious, the other uses for Canadium is putting small quantities in drinking water, this is partialy what makes canadians so smart and non-hostile, unlike the country south of the border (you know what Im talking about) another use of Canadium is as fuel for BCferries' ferries. the most common place you could find Canadium is in Albertia, this is the leading cause of a mostly rat free population another use is an ingredient for concrete which is used for housing foundations. Unfortunately this is the main reason why Canadian housing is so expensive, and what makes this worse is since there is SO much snow and coldness, It is hard too mine in the Canadium mines becasue of very hard dirt not too mention that canadium is very hard as it is. Canadium is very good fertilizer, this is why the prairies (including Albertia) has such good soil for planting wheat and other crops like barley.
Another drill bit broke while I was drilling in the Canadium mine. Is that a spec of Canadium on that cheese curd? Canadium prices have gone up by 2.5% this week! Hello, I would like too see how much is ingot of Canadium is worth in Canadian Tire money, please.
BCferries has just recently raised their fare prices from $75 to up too $90 for a standard vehicle! this must be because of Canadium.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 October 25, 2025
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