A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert
Thanks stephen colbert
guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
by That fatguy February 05, 2010
CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 06, 2010
When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag
by Peter McPeterson February 05, 2010
by projectA91 February 05, 2010
Canada's History is the anecdotal name for a sex act that is known to be the personal favourite of Stephen Colbert.
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
by Mr_Macabre February 05, 2010
1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
by Dodger863 February 05, 2010
by envia February 06, 2010