can't even
can't even by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014
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can't even
After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"
can't even by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015
Can't Even
1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
Can't Even by Fifty4 February 9, 2015
Can't even
Can't even by Hanbanan April 6, 2014
Word of the Day on April 10, 2014
Can't even look at you
The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.
Can't even look at you by DannyDimes April 2, 2021
can't even function
When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014
Can't even pee hole
Trying not to laugh until you leak.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
Can't even pee hole by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016
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