can't even 

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

can't even by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014

can't even 

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

can't even by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015

Can't Even 

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"

Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even

Can't Even by Fifty4 February 9, 2015

Can't even 

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

Can't even by Hanbanan April 6, 2014

Can't even look at you 

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

Can't even look at you by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

Can't even pee hole by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016