by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014
Get the can't even mug.After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"
by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015
Get the can't even mug.1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
by Fifty4 February 9, 2015
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by Hanbanan April 6, 2014
Get the Can't even mug.The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.
by DannyDimes April 2, 2021
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by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014
Get the can't even function mug.Trying not to laugh until you leak.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
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