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Camouflush

Flushing the toilet in a public restroom before the deed is finished to drown out embarassing noises. Not to be confused with courtesy flush.
Dude, that Taco Bell we had for lunch tore me up. I had to execute a camouflush to keep the guy in the next stall from breaking out laughing.
by Big Head Ed May 15, 2010
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Camouflush

Act of releasing toilet flush simultaneously with the process of defecation to contain repugnance of accompanying biological sounds
Ask your mother to camouflush next time she uses the bathroom
by uncovered_long September 15, 2010
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Camoflush

The act of flushing the toilet in order to cover up some noises you´d rather not have others hear, similar to a mafia boss turning up the radio to deafening levels while discussing the latest plans to snuff police cheif.
(Said to fellow in stall next to you) "Dude, you could have given us a camoflush, that was totally disgusting"
by Poop flop October 9, 2008
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camoflash

Wearing the same trendy or flashy clothes as everyone else, resulting in a blending-in effect instead of standing out. Occurs most often at "gala" events and uber-trendy nightclubs
I really like this sparkly dress, but I'm worried I'll just blend in with all the other camoflash at the club.
by other_lily March 9, 2010
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camoflush

The act of flushing the toilet to muffle out the sound of you fucking your friend's wife in the bathroom of the hotel room you and your wife are sharing with him and his wife, usually occurs after a long night of drinking. Sometimes requires multiple flushes. Often combined with one of the many forms of blumpkin.
I invented the camoflush last weekend whilst banging my buddie's wife in the bathroom at the holiday inn express, while he and my wife were both asleep in the other room. So basically I saved some duckets on the hotel room and also scored some strange.
by soybot March 30, 2007
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