calpis 

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.

This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!

calpis by Susumu November 8, 2004

calpis 

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.

Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.

calpis by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

CALPIS 

1. nummy drink
2. KARI see ANGEL

Calpis water is an ANGELLLL!

CALPIS by APoC February 26, 2003

CALPIS 

Kalpalinna Ski & Mountain biking resort is now known as Calpis Cross Center, shortly Calpis. For more information www.kalpalinna.com .

Kalpalinna > Kalpis > Calpis

CALPIS by Tom Merilahti December 12, 2003

Calpis 

Another word for "God". He is the greatest man that has ever stepped foot on the face of the Earth. He is sexy, charming, dashing, beautiful, and all things good. There will never be anybody at the same level as Calpis.

Person 1: "I will be king of the Earth!"
Person 2: "You can't, Lord Calpis is the king of the Earth!"

Calpis by CalpisIsGod March 1, 2022

Calpis 

A beverage of Japanese origin known for its unique flavor, which some humorously suggest resembles "cow piss". Despite the quirky name, its main ingredient is actually lemon water, giving it a refreshing and tangy taste.

I tried Calpis for the first time, and despite its odd name sounding like "cow piss", it was surprisingly delicious and very refreshing!

Calpis by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenician by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019