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Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie 

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK 

I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....
one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk

Handshake call 

When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.
First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.
Handshake call by Shaoak April 3, 2009

callahands 

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession
“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

callahands 

Very hot and sexy, famous tiktoker
Callahands is hot and sexy
callahands by OIilobemilfs June 22, 2021

@callahands on tiktok 

“oh have you heard of @callahands on tiktok?”
um yes obviously they’re my favorite mutual🤨
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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