Californizing

To voluntarily move to a new location, because it offers a much better quality of life for you and your family... While subsequently trying to turn the new locale into the same shit hole you just escaped from.

Ron moved to Nevada to get away from the insane cost of living, and people shitting in the streets. Unfortunately he is Californizing Nevada because he still votes for the same policies that didn't work in California

by Joedaddy755 April 22, 2021

Californingus

When a person is living in California and their body’s physiology becomes accustomed to the Temperature of 80°F or higher.

You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.

The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.

Human 1: The weather app said It’s only 75°F but I’ve been bundled up in my bed all day, freezing cold. Am I okay?

Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.

Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.

by Californingus October 29, 2019

Californiaing

When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.

Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."

by SoCalDork October 5, 2010