The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
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“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
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