A sandwich theoretically created by an alternate-universe Sheetz gas station chain, consisting of real Amish bratwurst, pumpernickel bread, and tangy sauerkraut (optional melted cheese). Part of the MTO (Made To Order) sandwich lineup launched by alternate-universe Sheetz in 2023, the Pumperkraut quickly became South Central Pennsylvania’s favorite Sheetz MTO sandwich of all time.
“Dude, rumsprigen is so cool, I’m so stoned”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
“California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).
“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
“Bingo Bango Fucko!” is a catchphrase which can men any of the following: “See? That’s what I’m saying!” or “Absolutely correct, mi amigo” or “You got it, bub”. Often accompanied by finger guns, or an ironic “hat tip” motion. The “Bingo bango fucko” trend started in Baltimore, MD, but spread across the United States beginning in 2018. Saying “Bingo bango, fucko” is generally regarded as a conversation enter, or “having the last word”.
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025