A wild and chaotic sexual challenge that combines the heat of a sauna, the spice of chili, and the unexpected power of flatulence.
The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.
Last night, Chad dared me to do the California Steamroller after we ate that insane chili at the food truck. I thought I was gonna pass out from the heat in the sauna, but it wasn’t the steam that got me—it was the hellacious fart cloud that nearly knocked me out. Never again.
The California steamroll is a technique that requires the female, during intercourse, to lie on her back while the male poops on her chest and then does a somersault over it forming a type of steamroll.
During sex Tim had to poo so he had Shirly lay down on the ground and gave her the California steamroll.
A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.