Caliendo

A drunken italian

Did you see that CALIENDO fire down them hoskies!?

Did you know that Caliendo from the bar last night?

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Frank Caliendo

A comedian who first appeared on MADtv doing impressions. His most famous impressions include, George Bush, John Madden, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton, Jerry Seinfeld, Scooby Doo and many others. You can see him on FOX NFL SUNDAY, and Frank TV.

Frank Caliendo - Because that's what Picino does. He takes little kids sayings and turns them into tough guy phrases, no matter what the situation is...

Someone comes and says the mob is gunna come and kick your ass.

You sir, are a liar. Liar liar, your pants are on firrreeee!!!! lol

by metallkidd93 January 13, 2008

Frank Caliendo

The best and funniest impressions EVER. He is exellent at improv and impressions. Frank used to be on a WB show called "Hype", he has been on many talk show radio stations, he has toured doing stand-up (no to mention his own special on Comedy Central), and is now a MADtv castmember!
This guy just makes you laugh,,, wherever he is, whatever he's doing. F.C. is da man.

As John Madden: Now h-here-he-he-heres-he-heres a guy who who when he puts his contacts on he can see better.

Seinfeld on Drugs: My fingers, they're little people! Theres little people on my fingers!

etc.

by Dani-MADtvfan August 5, 2004

Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

calientorro

1- This is another Spanish word for Horny.

2- In the case of a girl .. it could be called , Calientorra .!!!
2- It is used to define someone that really can’t control himself previously before the sexual act. With complete disregard for condoms or any kind of protection.

3- Someone that acts like an imbecile in front of a hot girl !

1- Hey , Ricardo just found out that his new girlfriend is expecting twins !! Of course, he didn’t care about wearing condoms ... What a “calientorro”!!!!
2- Can someone explain to me , why Thomas can’t stop making horse noises in front of the girl with the hot dress.!!?? What a Calientorro !!
3- Hey , John can’t seem to stop looking at that girls breasts .!!! and she is noticing !! He is a freaking Calientorro !!!!
4-John just wrote a note to that hot waitress that says : Call me soon..!!

I mean Damn !! What a calientorro !!
5- Robert can’t seem to stop caressing the pretty girl’s hair... and she obviously hates it .!!! He is such a calientorro !!
6- Jenny seems to be all over Rick... she is practically throwing herself at him... What a Calientorra ..!!!

by JEHF January 7, 2018