A person that lives or was born in Caldwell. See Caldwell and West Caldwell for further description of a Caldwellite
Dennis: Yo man, I went to Caldwell the other night to meet my friends at upper Dunkin.
Boris: Awh dude, I hate goin to Caldwell
Dennis: Why?
Boris: Cuz of all those damn Caldwellites.
One of the most disgusting sexuall techniques to ever been discovered. Invloves horses, chickens and a lamb which will be sacrificed while the horse fucks the participant. The chicken is only used to put a gaspump in its anus and leave the compressor going until explodes this conides the ritual.
An italian name was chosen for this practice because italians are lowlifes and it mirrors their culture the best.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.