A lunch-break room where da food is so awfuldat you actually cry if you hafta eat there.
Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.
"Anoche la carletie y llame a mi novia con el nombre de mi ex" "Estas borracho, no la vayas a carletear y no vayas a manejar tu carro, mejor llama unuber"
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi