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cakewalker 

A dark-complexioned male with an affinity for the color pink and painting his toenails. Cakewalkers are a flamboyant species, usually found breeding in dirty, dark quarters that reek of stale hair and cheap scents. Cakewalkers need to be spoken to slowly, as their minds process at only a fraction of the speed of the normal human brain. Cakewalkers require assistance in performing daily activities from menial activities down to hygiene. People who encounter cakewalkers must be sensitive to the fragility of their sanity, as they lack certain qualities.
Shaba is a cakewalker
cakewalker by jayma September 28, 2004
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Cakewalker  

one who walks on cake
Colin is a Cakewalker , he has problems.

Cakewalker 

comes from the pictures of old cake boxes
a girl in a red dress collecting huge cakes from all over the planet
Cakewalker by lily June 26, 2004

Cakewalker 

A girl who bothers indian guys. Usually with little or no I.Q
Jen is such a cakewalker!
Cakewalker by Shaba April 26, 2004

Cakewalker (2) 

/keik-waker/ n. 1 Term referring to individuals of the male gender falling under the category of pouffter boy. 2 Questionably homosexual males. 3 Males who prefer to dress flamboyantly with an affinity for the color bright pink. 4 Flamboyant male. 5 Males with strong feminine character traits. 6 Extension to the term "cake boy."
Cakewalker (2) by Jayma April 27, 2004

caketaker 

somebody who is not liked for some reason used by Stingray from neighbours
caketaker by spigiin caketaker October 10, 2005
A mixture of the expressions "a piece of cake" and "a walk in the park". Used to describe a task that is extremely, ridiculously friggin easy.
"Compared to the math class I had last semester, psych seminar should be a cakewalk."
cakewalk by Kairuka January 27, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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