caddy wampus 

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

caddy wampus by littlekicker November 2, 2009

Caddy Wampus 

Not right, wrong, fishy, suspicious

Who installed that it’s caddy wampus

Caddy Wampus by Smurf Dogg May 15, 2018

Caddy Wampus 

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

Caddy Wampus by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

caddy wompus 

crazy, chaotic

This whole thing is caddy wompus!!

caddy wompus by Jenna April 16, 2003

caddy wompus 

A synonym for caddy corner!

That girl sat caddy wompus to me in class the other day.
The store is caddy wompus to my house.

caddy wompus by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005

Caddi Wompus 

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason

1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!

Caddi Wompus by Donny22 January 21, 2009

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008