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A cack actor - i.e. a person who takes themselves seriously as an actor but is actually cack at acting and somewhat lacking in both humility and reality. A cactor is often more concerned about being photographed and name-dropping celebrities than they are about learning how to act - or they may take a ton of acting classes but it makes no difference. The cactor works very hard to succeed as an actor - spending a ton of money and time on professional photos of themselves, and posting them everywhere as if vanity equated to talent. Typical of wannabe actors and actresses who are deluded about their talents, sound like Derek Zoolander, and in reality will never stand shoulder to shoulder with real talent. "Actor" or "Actress" who is really a full-time bartender / waiter / receptionist / shop clerk with a piece of shit showreel that they brag about. Aka "shactor" - a shit actor.
Steve: "Angela's boasting about the time she met Holly Hunter and how it's her ambition to work with her one day" Me: "Yeah but overlooks one important fact: Holly Hunter's an oscar winning actress. Angela is a cactor."
Cactor by itellsitidoes July 20, 2011
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A cat that is an actor
Do you think the cactors are trained to sit there and do nothing, or are they just chilling?
Cactor by Mouse0410 August 30, 2021
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Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf
rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member
rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021

Cactopopolis 

IFunny user who posts tumblr reposts 12-15 times a day. Is also running an army to take over Texas. You may accidentally read it as Cactopolis but it is actually Cactopopolis, kind of like a Cactus city.
IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah
Cactopopolis by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018
A Colombian slang word for homosexuals who look manly but who like to fuck men's butt.
See that guy with those arms, hairy chest and that beautiful girl? He is a cacorro....why? cuz he fucked me last night!
Cacorro by Eddy46 March 10, 2008
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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