Cabbage Bum

A bum that is so infested with haemorrhoids that it looks like a cabbage!

Or

Someone who is farting and it smells like rotten cabbage.

“You have a serious case of cabbage bum”

Cabbage Bum by Cabbage bum May 15, 2026

Bum Cabbage 

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage

Bum Cabbage by $Corrigainz$ March 18, 2016

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck 

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck by micheal watts January 9, 2008