CUNAFU

Typical acronym Text Talk used when informing another party of when you will arrive at a predetermined location.

"I'm almost there. I'll CUNAFU."

by Dr. Baculum May 28, 2019

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

cuntfuck

1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.

2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.

1. Shirley, you Cuntfuck, make me my dinner

2. Argh CuntFuck!

by Oliver Otway September 22, 2005

Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

Cuntfuckulated

Some completely destroyed

Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018