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That bitch is a csmf
csmf by fp8 July 15, 2007
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CSMFB • csmf • cmfbs • csmfah • CAMFBAW • CMFB...SIDES • csmftsb
short for 'Cunt ass mother fucking bitch ass whore' (pronounced camp-fff-bow) When you hate somebody so much that you have to combine that many words to describe her, but it still is not enough.
girl - "OMG! Some girl on myspace just sent my boyfriend naked pictures of herself to him and told him she wanted his penis!"

friend - "wow! Rohnert Park CAMFBAW!!!!"
CAMFBAW by nuggit August 28, 2008
Check My Facebook Status. Used by efficient friends who choose to update all their connections at one time, rather than each separately.
Erick: Where you headed?
Todd: cmfbs
Erick: ... Cool. Meet you there.
cmfbs by Gadget4tg February 9, 2009
A totally self-absorbed jerk that doesn't care that he inconveniences others or is breaking the law.
That CSMF is always in the left lane and NEVER gets over for faster traffic!
CSMF by Grouxvy December 8, 2021
A unit of measurement describing length of time & degree of frustration, as in a potential project.
Installing the washer and dryer turned out to be a twelve CSMF project. It got stupid expensive.
CSMF by Grouxvy December 8, 2021
Cock sucking mother fucking titty slapping bitch
You are a csmftsb
csmftsb by Lpugz May 9, 2018
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