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That bitch is a csmf
csmf by fp8 July 15, 2007
Words you can keep
A totally self-absorbed jerk that doesn't care that he inconveniences others or is breaking the law.
That CSMF is always in the left lane and NEVER gets over for faster traffic!
CSMF by Grouxvy December 8, 2021
Related Words
csmf csmfah CSMFB csmftsb
A unit of measurement describing length of time & degree of frustration, as in a potential project.
Installing the washer and dryer turned out to be a twelve CSMF project. It got stupid expensive.
CSMF by Grouxvy December 8, 2021
girl your a skankk.

well you're a CSMFB!
CSMFB by Carlythedeaffartlandpupp November 27, 2010
Cock sucking mother fucking titty slapping bitch
You are a csmftsb
csmftsb by Lpugz May 9, 2018
short hand for Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Ass Hole
I get banned for calling some guy a bitch but facebook will do nothing about this CSMFAH scamming people out of money for car parts.
csmfah by pwrcat4000 November 7, 2023
Facebook banned me for calling my friend a bitch. Yet this thieving CSMFAH I've reported several times is STILL scamming people out of money right and left on used car parts.
CSMFAH by pcat4k November 7, 2023
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