CRPS

The CRPS (Stands for "Cocomelon Rules Paramount Sucks") is basically a small group that is mostly active and spams on Paramount Pictures and 2020s anime content.

The CRPS was founded on November 11, 2018, but on February 23, 2024, MachelenBall Emperor of Ryth Sucks became the leader of the CRPS. MachelenBall supports UTTP, CBTP, PTCB, YFGA, and ZNTP, and he's in other groups such as PSCR, AUSTA, Anti-Paramount Army Team (Got revived), Anti-Mapping Forces, ACFB, AUTTD, Anti-AUZP, and TCFGA.

Guy: The CRPS are a bunch of idiots
MachelenBall: YOU DARE INSULT MY GROUP?! YOU'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED!!

CRPS by ThomasBloxia October 28, 2024

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CRPS

A group also known as Cocomelon Rules Paramount Sucks is a group that spams on the comments of Paramount Pictures movie trailers, it is lead by MachelenBall Emperor of Ryth Sucks, it's a Cartoon Police group that supports the UTTP. MachelenBall, the leader of this group, spells "warning" as "WARY" He threatens to ground people that call him "Johnny Test."

ThomasBloxia: MachelenBall is Johnny Test
MachelenBall (Screaming in ALL CAPS): STOP CALLING ME JOHNNY TEST!!!
ThomasBloxia: MachelenBall is Johnny Test, and leader of the sick frickin' CRPS!

CRPS by ThomasBloxia October 29, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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