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Cristali and Zafiro Toon!
A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”
Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!
I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
Cristali and Zafiro Toon! by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018
Crista
Crista is one of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Ik ik no one is perfect but honestly Crista is. She is the sweetest, kindest, awesome, loyal, trustworthy, and thoughtful honest person u will ever meet. If u ever meet a Crista cherish them as much a spossibke. Btw not in a phsyco way. But anyways they are the best. I would because...well let's just say I knew one and she was amazing and I loved her very much. But when she disappears u realize u lost someone so dear that u realize u did not cherish her enough to let her know u love her. Girlfriend, friend, bff, family member especially cherish them as long as u can. Please just do that. That's one thing Cristas will never forget.
Cristalyn
Fun, loving and don't really care what people say. Loyal beyond the Earth and loves food.Crazy enough to cut your dick off and go to the hospital with you. Minds her own business and don't fuck with fake ass hoes. When she don't with you it's over no going back. Love sum Hated by many. Shy ,and freaky when you the right one. She strong and smart. Math and science are her main subjects.She is the definition of petty.
Cristela
Cristela is a very hardworking women. She loves coffee. She is very outgoing, humorous, funny, talented, and freaking pretty. she has an amazing voice. She's a savage when it comes to trying new things. She's confident in her beliefs. Has a good taste in music. She is very humble and loving. She's a mom to many.
Cristela by boozie forever July 18, 2020
crista
crista is a very beautiful women with a bright future ahead of her. she may have her rough times in life but always finds a way threw them .she is an amazing friend with a beautiful personailty .very trustworthy and she handles her own because she doesnt need anyone to have her back she stand strong on her own and one day will grow up and do something big with her life
crista beautiful
Cristaly
one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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