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Criddled 

When an over-aged man fondles your naughty pl;aces.
Oh man, that Callum really criddled me!
Criddled by FudgeSack January 30, 2017
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criddler 

a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. Like a tweeker who will steal your shit & then help you look for it. A criddler will steal your shit, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. Criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (People not really there). They wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a TWEEKIN-BEACON. They carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. A stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
The Criddler bag-bitch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she's in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for SHINEY THINGS. She finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she "GOT" yesterday, or was it today? SHHHH I've got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there's people out ther I have to watch.
criddler by berta look alike January 29, 2010

Criddler Coin 

Criddle coin is the homeless/tweaker native curency. These are cans and bottles in states with bottle deposits that are generally collected by tweakers to purchase more drugs with or purchase things that are difficult to steal.

Average CC to USD:
1 CC (Criddle Coin) = $0.10 USD

Aquired by hard labor of digging through rubbish/trash and stealing other peoples cans out of garbages or the back of trucks.

Usually carried in shopping carts, black bags and green bags. Commonly used as a status symbol on the streets of wealth.
"Holy shit bro, did you see how many criddler coins that tweaker had? He's going to have enough crack for a week!"

"I got a couples bags of Criddler coin I need to turn in"
Criddler Coin by BIGDUKIE7 February 1, 2023
To tweak; the act of criddling
1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.

3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.

4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
"I'm going to Mark's to tweak and criddle his old shed."

"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"

"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"

"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
Criddle by LegenGarry November 25, 2017

Criddlestick 

A tool that is used by dumpster divers to reach or manipulate the treasures within the confines of a dumpster, garbage can or pile.
I was so thankful that I had my criddlestick with me when I saw the unopened can of baked beans that had been tossed into the dumpster.
Criddlestick by Bee Kind May 21, 2016

trifflin ass criddler 

a person who doesnt know they are shady, but infact they are one shady ass person
this trifflin ass criddler dont know when to stop
To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.
The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.
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