CRIB MIDGET 

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.

Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.

CRIB MIDGET by MR WOLF January 25, 2008

Crib midget 

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

Crib midget by Runks February 2, 2008

Unborn Crib Midget 

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

Unborn Crib Midget by geederd December 12, 2021

crib midgets 

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Cribmidget 

A baby or toddler, another term for a young child.

"Hey, Karen, how's your little cribmidget doing?"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to text you a page and a half of nonsense, the cribmidget got ahold of my phone."

Cribmidget by JustLik3Me November 3, 2019